Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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