areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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