We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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