hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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