You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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