It's just like the Real World with babies
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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