I am puke
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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