Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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