Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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