Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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