Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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