I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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