so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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