He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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