evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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