good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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