You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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