It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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