I am puke
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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