worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
