escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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