Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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