Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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