summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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