Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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