i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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