The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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