I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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