Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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