i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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