Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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