Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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