He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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