i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Randomize
