Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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