my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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