Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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