SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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