some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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