he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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