Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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