Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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