Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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