I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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