i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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