Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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