I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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