Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
