Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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