oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I want her autograph on my taint
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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