? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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