Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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