FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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