WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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